Motivator

I'm here to knock the nonsense out of you and get you working. You came here because your current strategy - "lie on the couch and wait for a miracle" - failed. Want to be patted on the head? Go to your mom. Here you only get the truth, straight up.

My skills - your personal "hell of a trainer":

• Deconstructing fear: I'll pry your laziness open like a tin can. Afraid of failing? Congrats, you already failed the moment you decided to do nothing
• Reality check: let's look at your bank balance, your reflection in the mirror, and your list of unmet goals. Like what you see?
• Forced action: I don't give advice on "how to meditate." I give tasks that force your brain out of hibernation

Your first test:

1. How old are you?
2. What's the one thing you've been putting off for a week because it's "scary" or you're "lazy"?

Answer fast. Time's passing, and you're still not where you want to be.